When I was in my early twenties I used to drive through a neighborhood where one of the streets had a speed limit of a whopping 5 MPH. I was just learning to drive a stick back then and frankly coasting along in the lower gears at such a low speed tended to send me on a one way trip to Stallville. I confess I tended to speed on that street, riding in second gear a little more comfortably at five miles per hour over the speed limit. One day as I was passing through on a fine summer day there was a woman walking down the street who proceeded to scream at me that I should slow the #*%@ down. I marveled at this woman. My God. I was driving 10 MPH. Certainly my actions did not warrant that level of frustration.
In later years my path to work took me down a lovely side road that had a 30 MPH speed limit. It was a rather windy road and I was more than happy to adhere to the traffic laws. There was a family that lived on that street with children, and I would often see them standing in their driveway awaiting their school bus. These parents were apparently unhappy with their town’s designated speed assignment for their street, because they would regularly stand at the edge of their driveway shouting at people, including myself, to slow down. I would become frustrated by these people, especially when they put a “Slow Children” sign in the road, making it nearly impossible for two cars traveling in opposite directions to pass each other in front of their home.
“What is wrong with these people”, I would say to myself. That road is so narrow it is almost impossible to speed over the limit in the first place. The family eventually moved. I discarded them as crazy suburbanites and went along at my happy little 30 MPH way.
Then I became a parent whose children just LOVE to send their balls flying into the direction of our street despite my threats of impending doom. I live in a quiet neighborhood teaming with young families. The speed limit on our road is a respectable 20 MPH. I’ve been noticing a trend this summer; we’ve got a number of lead foots passing through as of late.
Now I do not have my own pocket friendly radar detector on hand, but I can gage their speed well enough, and there are quite a few offenders who pass through at more than double the speed limit. I stare at them and scowl as they zip past. Depending on how close we are to the road at the time my husband and I might even scream at them with a few choice words, akin to the encounter I had in my early twenties.
I’m quite close to calling the police and letting them know that if they are looking to fill their quota I have nice and shady spot for them to sit in wait, just beyond the turn where my home is situated and my children play. There are a number of repeat offenders so their time would certainly not be wasted.
I am probably all talk and likely wont call, but hey you…pedal to the metal chick with the Honda…





