Wife dislikes old crappy phone.
Wife not happy.
Wife nags husband about old crappy phone.
Husband not happy.
Mother’s Day approaches.
Husband buys wife new iPhone 4.
Wife stops nagging husband.
Husband broke, but husband happy!
No one is happy!
Wife teaches children to play Angry Birds.
Everyone is happy!
Thanks for the gift, My Love. I am very happy!